"An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.""I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late."
"I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy."
"My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah."
Hardy-Har-Har!
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